I’ve never been one to encourage those Americans of a certain set of beliefs to secede. But seriously: these idiots are so ridiculously intransigent in their murderous, misogynistic assholery that I honestly think they should be given some giant plot of barren land where they can all build their shacks, polish their…

The gawker comments are coming from inside the house.

When my dad was in college in the early 1970s, he had to write a paper debating why Roe V. Wade shouldn’t become law. It pissed him off so much, having to read so much misogynistic rhetoric. This is a man who was raised Catholic, and even he was pro-choice, pro-birth control, and unable to give a cogent argument for…

I’m leaning toward I don’t fucking care, as long as he’s put away for life.

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

I'm thinking asshole and drunk. And maybe full moon.

Man, it felt so good to write that instead of just screaming it at the poor white bastard that’s married to me.

This story makes me want to start throwing and breaking things.

This country fucking scares me.

My husband calls them “Y’all-Qaeda.”

Of course this asshole couldn’t stay home, eat leftover turkey, and think about literally anything else but what other people do with their bodies.

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

Did the wood burning thing when my friends bought a condo. Customizing things is fun and this instance was so simple. It’s been on their door over a year!

I have a new analogy

Same, except mine are all Estee Lauder ones that my mom gives me every time she gets one of their freebie deals with her perfume. She has a ton of them under her bathroom sink too.

Smart Person: Mr. Trump, your policies would cause more harm than good.

What drives me crazy is when my (ex) boyfriend sort of wants to be helpful. For example, I’ll be in the middle of cleaning the house and have a mental list a mile long of things that need to be done. He’ll come up to be and be like “oh let me do (insert whatever it is I’m doing at that exact moment).” I’m like no, I…