Well chasing waterfalls is a very space intensive pursuit

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Yes. NBA first-rounders are getting royally boned as long as you ignore the fact they will get paid more money in a single year than 90% of the globe sees in a lifetime, all for playing basketball.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

They were until Kasich killed the budget for Ohio’s long-term mental institutions.

I was there!

Think they’ll find motors in any of those bags?

And let’s be honest here: Rich, white kid’s rich, white dad probably has some rich, white golf buddies that will give rich, white kid a job.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

You forgot to mention whether this news will impact the Knicks’ decision.

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

The NBA owns the WNBA, which has several prominent out players and markets directly to gay audiences. It’s got a vested interest to be against this.

I think it’s one of those arch “Sixers Defeat Warriors By -3" stories, because no one will click on plain ol’ “Coach Sees Opportunity In New Rule”.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?