What if I told you that your joke wasn’t good?

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Go fuck yourself.

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

I’m going to say this kinda-sorta more forcefully than I mean:

That’s a shame, the booster club’s “He Said Schia-yes” t-shirts are non-refundable.

Sure, but you’re fungible.

It’s too bad you don’t have irreplaceable talents and thousands of fans that pay to watch you do your work.

What’s your wingspan?

Btw, notice how were talking about this stupid tweet instead of Flynn’s lawyers saying they can no longer discuss the Mueller investigation with White House attorneys?

I think this new focus on politics and politicial correctness is ruining deadspin. I come here for sports, and the relentless focus on politics since the last election has really destroyed their credibility for sports.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

majoring in criminal justice

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

BS - MLS allows political speech and signs at games all the time. Heck, playing the national anthem is basically political speech. We seen anti-racism banners in stadiums all of the time. We had banners in explicit support of same-sex marriage. We have people waiving separatist flags. Political stuff at soccer games…

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.