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Haven’t seen this many dongs since I went to that Magic: The Gathering convention.

USL is far larger and more geographically diverse. Set it up like Spain does where reserve squads can’t play in the same division as their parent club (i.e. Barça B can’t be in La Liga, neither could Whitecaps II, etc.) and absorb the 10 NASL teams into the USL. Set it up where the winner of each USL conference…

Been lied on a lot over the years

who is currently out of a job after a year in Cleveland

Norvell went to my undergrad. This is him in college.

Annnnd Katie Rife again. Did they hire you direct from Gawker? Is that why you cradle the Gawker-balls so hard? Because you absolutely insinuate that a fucking Gawker Blind Item is anything to be taken with merit. Which is wildly irresponsible and just shy of fucking retarded (and being autistic, i reserve the right…

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

In Eli’s defense, Ansah has really strong fingertips.

Ben calling from New York, I want to know whether Eli is having any issues committing to the offensive system.

Ha ha ha, ouch!.

He has 2 championships and also 2 Super Bowl MVPs. Add-in basically never getting injured, as a pocket passer of all things, and that buys you as much time as you’d like. This may not have been the case years ago, but these days most teams can’t find a semi-competent starting QB at all. Championship winning QBs are a…

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

learn how two spell, dupshot

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…

My fondest memory of Bobby was at a house show in Richfield, OH in the late 80's. My mom took me to the show and had gotten great seats on the floor about four or five rows back and on the aisle.

Greatest comedians I’ve ever seen, in no particular order: