Should’ve prayed harder that the deal wouldn’t be altered further

Absolutely what they were going for. No clue in hell why they didn’t just go with “We’re going streaking!” if they were gonna make that joke. 1. It wouldn’t go over as many peoples’ heads. 2. No chance for anybody to interpret it as “accidental racism”.

Lake Street Dive and Eilen Jewell cover The Beatles “Don’t Let Me Down”.

Get me at the stadium and I’m trouble

Oh, I’m sorry, did that go in your ears too rough?

His name was Erg. His name- was Erg. His name... was Erg...

He’s been quiet lately.

Ole Miss chancellor Jeffrey Vitter

The word you’re looking for is “Higuain”.

Breaking: Arsenal, Chelsea, Crystal Palace and Tottenham join forces to build wall around Olympic Stadium, make West Ham pay for it.

The idea of the gym as a “judgment-free zone” relies on the embrace of the idea that everybody is there for the same reason: to get their work in and try to better themselves. Don’t worry! Nobody’s gonna care what you can or can’t lift or that you may be overweight or whatever. Do you not see how people dressing up…

This is the most least clearest best worst...

You’ve confused you with no one.

Real Madrid made €110 million yesterday by selling two bench players. Let that sink in for a moment. 

At least with warehouse clubs, you’re paying for access to bulk pricing and you can find a breakeven point if you buy enough essential items that you would’ve bought elsewhere at higher prices.

When we run out of rich people who see sports event attendance as a luxury item that can show off, and less rich people who are way too emotionally invested in the teams they follow.

When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

Based on your literacy skills, exhibited elsewhere...breibart isn’t spelled d-e-a-d-s-p-i-n

Meathead sports fans: Totally down with casual misogyny. And type like tweens.