That’s what I thought. Thank you.

I’ve been to a few USL games over the last month. I had a great time.

What’s with USL/NASL wedge from the 3rd division into the 2nd?

HA! Excellent. Well-played, sir.

Catch-up on the thread.

No one would refer to a facial blemish as lucky. These terms appear contradictory. So a lucky whitehead would be an oxymoron.

It was just a joke about Lucky Whitehead’s name, though...

It was a crack on Whitehead’s name. That’s it, man. That’s it.

The fuck does this have to do with Lucky Whitehead?

Lucky Whitehead isn’t just a moron for missing his court date, but he’s an oxymoron, too.

One of the saddest things about this? Probably premeditated.

Cautionary tales are for the greater good, though.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verizon Employee: “Your name is ‘Ron Mexico’. Ok, dude.”

He brought joy.

What happened to Erg?

Madrid will come calling as a Modric replacement.

Bolstering Bechler’s info is Britain’s No. 1 Chelsea/José Mourinho water carrier, reporter Duncan Castles, who echoedBechler’s reporting that Neymar and PSG have already come to an agreement.

Strong point.

That was a very good post on a very mundane subject. You are an excellent writer.