The Spano reference made Mike so uncomfortable. That was gold.

[clears throat]

HOLY SHIT! TAYLOR DAYNE!!!!!!!!!

Fuck this list

barstool sports is the chive without self-awareness.

FEED ME THE BENZEMA-TO-ARSENAL RUMORS NOW!!!!!!!!

I hope Wenger throws a reserve roster at the Europa League. Jose’s path is not one to follow. Instead, a domestic focus is what he needs. Strangely (and follow me on this): I think this might be the best way to keep Sanchez. The man has many, many miles on his legs, but his primary focus has to be the World Cup,…

“...unless Arsenal throws insane money at him or gives him a shitload of organizational control or something.”

Bummer that we won’t see any cell phone footage of their interactions that led to the split to find out what really went down.

Would be nuts to leave Juve.

Because Arsenal need a tactician, someone who can coach in Europe, and someone who’d take up the task and is available. True, he had a poor league campaign. Arsenal, though, have a more veteran squad in need of new ideas.

1), 2) Tuchel.

Kings have a horrible cap situation and Ovi would only make it worse. Plus, even if they found space, bringing Ovi on would make it more likely they’d lose Doughty when he’s up for a new deal in a few years.

The sad thing? His response to your post would be to rip on your daughters’ athletic ability.

Martin Erat. Still puzzles me to this day.

That ump has absolute shit for brains.

And the bends (that shit hurts, yo)

Oh fuck off.

Fair point.

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