These are all posted just before noon, and he wins them just after. Looks like his boss just gives, and he takes, a full hour lunch.
It helps that so few people probably want to see the Eagles, anyway.

What’s the proper amount of time until you can comfortably fart in front of your partner, with no real remorse?
I think it’s three months.

Longtime running debate in our office - would love to hear any personal opinions.
When you wash your hands, do you go water then soap, or soap then water?