Ooh! My turn! As soon a they can make this work on snow covered roads at -40, come talk to me. If they can make this work on roads with all kinds of screwed up markings, like three completely different sets of lane markers going in different directions, I'm game. When it's able to deal with the righteous bro, driving…

Your examples suck. Charleston is the capital of West Virginia.

"Twink" refers more to a look than any affectation, and "bear" refers specifically to hairy men.

Listen man, you guys need to get a copy writer or at the very least read over your shit before posting it. There isn't a day that goes by without me seeing at least one article on Kinja/Gawker that is flawed grammatically. If you want to be an asshole about it or talk down to your readers when they criticize you guys…

I dunno, feels like Andrew WK is trolling the hell out of them. (He rules and I don't like them which makes the video funny.)

Every time I'm like "You know, maybe Juggalos aren't THAT bad" something pops up to confirm that, yes, they are the WORST.

Meh, at best.

Yeah, it's both. Spider Man himself still looks really fake and the actor, with his creaky babbly voice, just seems to be doing a Toby McGuire impersonation, except he has One Direction Hair.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.