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A Goshdarn Gorilla
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He was elected because too many Americans are sexist, racist pricks. Half the country lost their minds when they saw a Black man become President and they hated Hilary because she has ovaries and have been told by Fox News that she’s the devil for the last thirty years. Trump didn’t win because he was more

Most liberals I know, and even many of the ones I see online, are admitting the obvious. Pity that Trump’s supporters can’t do likewise (the obvious in his case being that he’s also a very old man in serious cognitive decline, in addition to being a convicted felon and con man who surrounds himself with crooks and

Plenty of people care that Trump is a lying sociopath, that’s a big reason for why he lost in 2020, and why he has never won a majority of votes despite eight years of the media and half our political establishment falling over themselves to worship him.

Why not both? Trump had four years of horrific policies on his record and anyone who was awake from 2016-2020 saw it go down in real time. The undecided voters already know he let COVID spread unchecked for months and kill millions, and they know he set up phony contracts with his friends to get paid for a border wall

It’s just weird to me that Trump’s obvious cognitive decline (I mean, dude was on pause for a full 90-seconds) does not get discussed AT ALL, except by late night comedians.  I’m not comfortable with either choice, but at least I know Biden doesn’t surround himself with crony yes-men or the 2025 Project people (who

Instead, he fell back on familiar lines: Donald Trump is a lying sociopath”

Look at the polls though. Right now, Biden would be facing a wipeout to that fat old felon. That’s why people are freaking out. We’re headed towards a nightmare and the guy who is supposed to save us needed to have at least a solid showing to reassure the people. He completely fumbled the chance.

no it’s fine he’s totally crisp between 10am and 4pm, when all things in the entire world happen.

Thank you. It’s intensely frustrating to watch people spout the party line bullshit and try and convince (me? themselves?) that he’s anything but an old man who isn’t anywhere near sharp enough to do the job.

I’ve had people tell me: yeah, but it’s really the team that does all the work, the president doesn’t need to

Biden was holed up in Camp David for a week (supposedly) prepping immediately prior to the debate. The “jetlagged” excuse is patently absurd. A stutter doesn’t induce you to say things like “we finally beat Medicare” or, when the other guy is talking, just kind of stare off into space with your mouth half open like

You really think framing it as “guy can’t recover from jetlag in twelve days” is helping?

I’m just disappointed that Lindelof’s take wasn’t a three season exploration of coming to terms with old age and dementia through a supernatural metaphor for grief, featuring Margo Martindale as a long-time diner employee who might be the angel of death.

I absolutely fucking hate this take.

It baffles me that people keep framing it this way. Yes, Trump sucks. Yes, Biden is the better choice between the two of them. But why is he the choice?

That’s because there really is no reason for the Republicans to panic. Republican voters are in two camps right now: the ones who worship Trump as the second coming of Christ and would still vote for him if he did do that whole “shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue” thing, and the Republicans who hate Trump (like

Act like everything is not only great, but exactly how you wanted it to be all along... you’re right, the GOP are acting like a bunch of cats! “I totally meant to get my head stuck in the glass, fall off the table, back into the fireplace, catch my tail on fire, and then run through the house urinating. You must just

It works though. People have already forgotten the downright all-time historic embarrassment that was the GOP House Follies last year, and are now focused on Joe having a bad night in front of the cameras.

All the talk the last week about Dems panicking made me realize you never hear about Republicans panicking. They’re like cats acting like everything’s fine no matter how much they just embarrassed themselves.

“celebration of fly white boys”