Wow, Migos will put their names on anything.

It’s a good thing he didn’t see the scene where the Riddler gets vaccinated.

Of course those employees didn’t know who he was. They probably weren’t even born when the Zodiac killings took place.

I loved the Julia Child half of Julie and Julia. I just hated that it was mixed with the Julie half.

Where could Subway reasonably grow in the U.S., though? I’ve been in or through some towns that were small enough that they didn’t have a grocery store or pretty much any other sort of retail establishment, but they almost all had a Subway. It’s hard to imagine there are many places with a large enough population in…

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that someone who’s into vagina  sunbathing and eating clay probably isn’t going to be terribly upset about their partner being anti-science.

When I was younger and had pretty much nothing but time (and not much money), taking 500 hours to complete would’ve been a major selling point. Now that I have 1-2 hours a day (if that) to play games, the thought of a game taking the better part of a year to finish—under ideal circumstances—just leaves me cold.

Well, that and, y’know, a significant percentage of the population being comprised of sociopathic idiots.

I kind of feel like if you’re a medical professional and refuse to get vaccinated, you should have your license to practice revoked.

Yeah, it definitely sounds like if they don’t love each other now, they will never love each other again.

Meanwhile, Stefan Urquelle will be enjoying a snifter of cognac by the fire in the company of two or three fetching young ladies.

I didn’t know I needed that show, but I need that show.

They should have just given Ray Gillette his own series.

I’m going to have to find a new reason to wake up on Sunday mornings now (I mean, there’s always my family, I suppose…) Thanks for doing these, Mike. 

Mindy Kaling’s parents are from India, wouldn’t that be South Asia?

“Sir, there appears to be a large dong hovering near your head. Should I beat it off?”

Yeah, I’m generally against victim blaming, but it’s hard to dredge up much sympathy in this scenario.

I think the girl is supposed to be young Katie, just starting out? As a folk singer on a beach, which is exactly the career arc the real Katie Perry’s career followed?

I’m not a mad pooper, just a disappointed pooper.

It depends on what time of day the incidents took place, since Linda does her BM in the PM.