Their Value Over Replacement Soldiers was less than that of the French.

The South's football culture needs to shift

Jeffrey Smuzinick was unable to comment on Sanchez's hiring.

I disagree Emma. A bunch of roided-up meatheads acting like macho jackasses plays precisely to the ASU demographic.

#pendantry

On day, Nick plans to change the name of Quicken Loans Arena to "The von Wreckinghause."

We’ll Be Bringing Home The Cup

"your commenting"

Keep in mind, it's usually not one thing, but an overall assessment of your work of late. I'm not saying you're commenting sucked, but that could be why. The ninja explained this in the aftermath of DukesDawg's destarring.

"It's not illegal," he says. "It's just weird."

More like pulling off the prosthetic boob of your breast cancer surviving girlfriend in a fit of rage.

One more thing Lindy, do you really think Columbo have been as successful if Pater Falk wore an eyepatch?

Does this guy only attend weekend games?

Ah... forget it.

This kid will grow up under so much pressure that one day, he'll spontaneously combust.

The Boston Bruins won the 1974 Cup in six games.

Like he said, the goal is to be funny, period. Unoriginal is not considered funny, hence the ninja smackdown. There's no "line" that can't be crossed either, so long as it's funny.

The second page of this memo asked the players not to masturbate in the clubhouse showers.

Is anyone truly surprised that Snyder's penchant for needlessly pissing away money extends to personal transportation.

The shot didn't kill him, just shattered his jaw