Wizards Don’t Want You Giggling At The Prospect Of A Man and His Sister Kissing On Their Kiss-Cam

"I'm not impressed."

Watch three hours of Max & Ruby, and you really begin overanalyzing it.

We'll send Jesus over. That dude can cure leprosy and raise people from the dead, so Al's covered either way.

They've thrown up on Santa Claus while he was trying to help Michael Irvin off the field after he was temporarily paralyzed by a tossed Duracel.

Good. Siting behind him at the movies is a waste of 12 bucks.

Feeling it's best they simply get the disease out of the way, Phil Jackson has ordered Blake to spit into the mouths of Bryant, Bynum and Artest.

Considering all those early 80's cocaine benders Steigerwald had with Dale Berra, none of this should surprise anyone.

Oh, how I yearned for that killer to show up at my door, so that he could get a taste of my five-iron.

"She's dead, George, and you killed her."

That English has supplanted their language as the lingua franca of diplomacy and business.

As precedent, his attorneys will cite Montagu v. Jimmy John's Franchise, LLC.

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This reminds me of why I stopped reading The Sporting News for financial reporting.

Kronum: For those who can't stand Harry Potter...

Cuban, of course, think everyone is dumb but Cuban.

Today's reading is from Paul's First Letter to the Softballians...

Your whole thesis falls apart with Hugh Jackman. That guy is arguably a B+/A- Lister.

I was more upset you put Gregg Easterbrook into my sports last week.

They caught him when he gave is ID card to the border guard. His alias said he was Jean-Luc Picard.