It was my 21st birthday. The last thing I remember in the evening was talking with some nice police officers who had pulled me over while I was riding my bike. This was in the next town over. The first thing I remember in the morning was waking up naked in the hallway outside my room. I still don't understand how I…

Thank you once again, Jezebel and Jezebel commenters, for some fantastic insight into the world of women.

But what about the floor selector buttons?

in Oregon the bicycling plates are a random 4 letters starting with D or E. The best I've seen are DUUR, EFFU, and DYKH.

Yes, they're all fresh and new, but god damn all three have a beltline higher than my grandfather's.

I'm furiously taking notes over here.

@LucyFlawless: Well, for electronic-ish pop I'd suggest the whole album Body Talk by Robyn. Especially the song Dancing on my Own

@parigote: Up, Simba, by David Foster Wallace

@TimTim: Really? Unless I'm actually on Hawthorne I don't feel like anyone hates me just for driving a car. and I think it's pretty damn cool that people ride their bikes a lot. I know that I try to ride mine as much as possible.

@duckdeux: What. I literally went snowshoeing today with a flask full of scotch. Let me assure you it is as awesome as you think it is.

Hooray! I'll just leave this here:

Wellll it's pretty cloudy here in Portland so probably not much. Too bad though, would have liked to hit up a viewpoint in the Gorge

Can I get a NCOCP on this one here?

@KVHnik: I don't know why but I want this desperately. I'm already planning places to take it.

Wow, I can't believe all the Internet Tough Guys that showed up here in this thread. Yes, it wasn't life-threatening, but you can bet that would be an awful experience.

What a ridiculously good deal. There would be a strong chance of me buying one... if I liked the looks.

@Vhalkyrie: Wow, guess I dodged a bullet then. Thanks.

Late to the party with this one.

"No one is ever going to pay you to sit around and be smart"

@ms.windupbird: I'll be clocking my 11th trip so far this season one night this week... why yes, I am living the dream!