I am not from New York but I do love a good story about stopping crime.

Well to explain the joke I will kill it. Kenny Loggins sung "Danger Zone" from top gun.

I'm glad I'm normal if being gifted means you have to move to Reno.

Article of the week DUAN!

(don't tell me what happens at the end of War Horse!)

Once again silly Americans have misheard Canadians. She is actually saying "swiftballs" which is a disciplinary move used by male curling coaches, and after that throw she knows it is coming.

Does it sound like that when I say it?

I would like to see any dead really good hitter face modern day pitching.

If the NBA just simmed this game using NBA 2K12 would anybody care?

All that is over is the sharting!

"Scholarship via Twitter, that's weak! Try scholarship via stripper next time rook!"

The opinion of the two kids that swayed Mr. Wakefield was "Who the hell is this guy? Mommy this stranger is scarring us!"

This is why I always say you have to be careful with the slang you use in sexist "women in the kitchen jokes."

"Hit my face, but not the shirt!"

I guess you could name her that if you're poor.

Man do they take handballs seriously in Tunisia. A penalty shot is one thing, but five years ... come on.

Sorry for the really late reply. But I mean this as a Giants fan who watched through the Bond's era. It's not that he hurts the team but the team has a decent enough draw with Ichiro so they do not really do what is needed to win.Though I realize that it is hard to get good talent to Seattle.

(All right, my time to shine

Is there anything worse than trying to find something to watch with around 5 minutes left in the hour?

I can think of 32 places he can go to disappear.