fuck OWL. seriously. all respect to the players and coaches and fans, but this fucking league is a cancer to esports.

You can always tell you landed a great joke when both people listening to it are immediately horrified and you shriek “no that’s funny though.”

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

The dodger did win.

Also, Fred VanVleet is a really cool name.

I think this is a transcript as related by somebody else in the room:

“No, no, no, no. You cannot have both. I can watch what I say; I cannot watch what my community does. Are you fucking serious?”

Beans in chili are an afront to god. You should all be ashamed.

Pretty sure that’s Anthony Tolliver.

I would never call them a garbage dev but I haven’t really enjoyed any of their games since Diablo 2/Starcraft, and a little bit of WoW between BC and WotLK. They just don’t make games that appeal to me.

Last year, while banned, he started playing Dota 2. He even enjoyed it. Then he suddenly stopped, saying something about not being allowed to. It seems that Riot would prefer to have him in LoL than promoting Dota 2.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

The Summit (and to a lesser extent Smash Summit) is the epitome of quality unprofessionalism. It is a great ying to The International’s yang, channeling the Euro Hub from bygones past but with more polish and memory.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

I mean I’ll give them that it is kind of ugly, but I’ve used it fairly regularly on maybe a half dozen different Android devices from tablets to phones of all makes and models and I’ve never had any of those other issues.