He probably pronounces gif with a j.

He’d have to be Hall of Fame bound if the Cubs win the whole thing, right?

At least they still have the Blues! Oh.

And FUCK THE CARDINALS!

Shut up.

Pro: The Cardinals are eliminated.

/CespedesForTheRestOfUs

Sorry about your terrible tattoo.

I sometimes feel like I’m the only person out there who thinks 99% of all tattoos are terrible regardless. Either the tattoo means nothing and looks stupid or the tattoo means something to you and looks stupid to everyone else.

They have been really adept at putting people in their ads that perfectly represent their target audience: 20 something dudes who can barely tie their own shoes and work at Lenscrafters.

“Use promo code, ‘no means yes’ to earn free credit!”

Or Grimey, as she likes to be called.

“No, I don’t think you could say that.”

Stop it, guys. You know damn well you just copy/pasted that from the last time Goodell spoke on the issue.

Maybe they’re booing their front office for taking a QB that doesn’t have the decision making capability to avoid making a public and allegedly criminal spectacle of himself in college. A sure sign of a great NFL QB, ask the Browns! Meanwhile the rookie QB they could have taken (oh no! He’s from a college program with…

Note ahead of time that this is all based on observations alone and isn’t scientific or applicable to every person or whatever. To use the antiquated rating system, a successful 7 man who is just looking for sex would probably be willing to connect with a woman 5, which in turn alters the standard by which that 5…

I understood the comment that it raised the bar as being “I can swipe right on these really hot guys on Tinder and hook up with them, so this is the standard of attractiveness I should be able to find in an LTR”. Of course many men (attractive or not) on Tinder just want to hook up and they aren’t looking for a…

They should name a football award after Naismith.