Hardball Talk writer Aaron Gleeman had the best response.

Big deal. Most of the Indians have been imitating batters all season.

So who is watching this at the local Buffalo Wild Wings? And why?

Pujols looks pissed. He must have really been looking forward to not being the most overpaid underachiever on the field for a change.

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

Nice NICE

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.

Olympic Gold Medalist, starting forward for the Portland Thorns (Get Thorny!), 52 goals for the USWNT.

I can say without a doubt that was not Junior Galette. That was Pootie Tang.

As a Flyers fan I am elated that Kimmo Timonen will be on the Cup.

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

Patrick Kane already drunk.

Yup. Makes sense.

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

Suarez is having the best day ever!

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.