Fun fact, the Penguins did used to wear blue and black jerseys:

I'm surprised we heard about this. Usually the Tallahassee PD covers up when someone is unable to stop an FSU player from scoring.

This makes me want to fucking puke.

Didn't he die?

I think i've seen this move before guys

God, haven't seen someone try to avoid Blackman like that since Donald Sterling was running the Clippers

Shallow wisdom compared to Sofia Coppola, who's been phoning it in for decades.

I love seeing good 'ol fashioned hip checks, but there is still nothing better than this hit Vladimir Konstantinov put on Claude Lemieux in Game 5 of the 1996 Western Conference Finals. It's too bad that his career was cut short because"Vladdie" was easily one of the best open-ice hitters to ever play the game.

Because it is so hard to find a female who is attracted to us that we are forced to assume they all are just so we don't miss an opportunity.

Photo: AP

Another solution would be to light the batter and pitcher on fire, then they'd want to move pretty quickly I'd think.

Ah, the ProJared Ganondworf challenge!

Huh. I would've guessed the AHL, but there you go.

Chelsea's statement:

I'll take, "Probably not the top reasons people are checking this out," for $1,000, Alex.

Roses are red

I just love the perfectly flat line for Meta Knight at the top of the Brawl graph. It's like "Yeah, all this shit is subjective, it tells us about the players and not the game!
...
Except for Meta Knight. Meta Knight's broken as fuck."

So you guys are just going to conveniently not talk about Tottenham's FA Cup match this weekend?

I am so ready for these. I cannot wait to craft my very own lightsaber trident.