I would venture to say that the vast majority of people watching the game tonight wanted the Lions to win it.

Also, Rick Reilly or Darren Rovell for ruining sports journalism.

This would mean that the last Final Fantasy you were excited for was Final Fantasy V (if you lived in Japan) or Final Fantasy IV if you're in the US. Considering how games didn't get as hyped back then, I'm going to assume you're just really bad with your words.

That's really over simplified.

Cutler right now is experiencing what I used to feel when my boss would say that I could work from home.

Have you considered simply not commenting?

Oh no, you seem to have lost your right hand!

What console requires constant internet access?

It's pretty similar to Bastion.

Not so hard to be undefeated when you have a 30+ ranked SOS and play in a relatively easy division, though no one will be undefeated come the finals.

Should be:

This gesture is an attack on Ferguson PD like saying "Happy Holidays" is contributing to the War on Christmas.

Yeah man, their one loss is against a highly ranked team. Talk about a dumpster fire, right?

They're not #1 so...

Are reporters really allowed to say no when their subject asks to move to the next question?

I spent so long looking for a gif and you found it first. Kudos.

2026 is going to be hosted on a floating barge 50 miles off of the Antarctic.

International friendlies and ranking matches would not occur because UEFA teams wouldn't release their players to the international teams, probably. Countries would have to field non-professional players (like how Olympic Hockey used to be) since their stars would be bound to their teams.

This is one of the few cases where Goodell is doing things transparently and by the book.

"Science is infinitely more important."