This news seems to cross-reference a blind item on Gawker today.

Pobody's nerfect!

Ziomeky? Zulkiomek? Either way it's gold.

maybe you and I should marry each other!

If I married this guy I could be Claire Zulkey-Zopitty-Bop-Bop. That works.

Agree. She's also the first to make fun of herself.

I thought it was funny that he said last night on SNL that he was "starving" while on Weight Watchers (and that everyone looks like a turkey leg to him.) I thought diet companies would be more restrictive of their spokespeople.

I read a piece once from a guy who got high with Snoop and said that smoking with him was actually unpleasant because his shit was too potent for the occasional pot-smoker.

My husband and I completely randomly got to sit in on Vesper services in St. Peter's Basilica a few months ago. We were like 10 feet away from the Pope at one time. My faith is pretty meager at this point and I can't even go into the issues I have with the Pope but honestly, it was a pretty fucking amazing experience.

If it weren't for Cosmo, I would have never have learned how much men love having smooth stones rubbed over their balls while you fuck them in the park/woods. I still haven't busted this one out-maybe for my husband's and my 50th anniversary.

I hope she goes to college so someone has the privilege of being her roommate.

I was waiting for when you'd mention Alana. How much fun was she? I loved that she had such a fun personality but wasn't a bratty little shithead like that McKenzie kid.

I also think kids with Downs are incredibly cute-looking and I doubt I'm alone—advertisers may be on to this.

yeah, I hate Sarah Palin as much as the next chick but this would be a whole nother post if we were talking about people writing nasty comments about how Hillary Clinton looks on a conservative site.

A friend of mine pointed out that maybe he has a massive ego and won't let them STOP dragging him out. I have a feeling the suits at the network would rather just have Seacrest's fresh face on there.

I didn't watch this—my eyes were still burning after taking in the contouring hell that was Dick Clark's makeup.

"If I waste my time drinking water, the bar line will get too long and they'll run out of booze!"

Yep, exactly, and probably also having people around you who say "Yes get married!!" or "Yes get divorced!!" as opposed to an old-school core of people who might give you more of a reality check.

I know, there are always those stories about that one random couple who got married the day the met and have been married for 800 years but by and large, I don't know many people who've said "I wish we'd gotten married earlier!" Except maybe super old people or the sick or something. Or people who really need…

did she get some work done? She looks different.