E-Town represent!

Oh shit, I better start wearing my celebratory pair of Louboutins a lot more before I can't anymore. Sigh, some investment that was.

I wonder if a rising average age of mothers has anything to do with it? (Just based on things I've read.)

but can they drive?

The governor should try writing TV recaps for blogs, then he'll get more used to being told online that he sucks.

My friend's parents used to live in that building. We had heard that Oprah was in the hood but I didn't know in the building. As you can guess, it's a pretty swank place. I always felt like I was getting away with something when I visited my friend there.

I'm tempted to tell my dad, "Well, Dad, I'm fucking my husband without birth control to the best of my abilities! What do you think we're doing wrong?"

I'm worried that I'm going to get the stinkeye if I drink tomorrow. My younger cousin got pregnant which is making me look all bad and stuff. My dad is not subtle about his desire for a grandchild.

We ended up at a gay bar at the end of my b'lette party but we did some recon with some gay friends first to make sure it was the kind of bar that wouldn't simultaneously vomit when a bunch of vaginas walked in. Also, we had dinner at a restaurant around the corner first so I didn't feel like leaving the neighborhood…

OK, I'll bite. We went to a gay bar because we had dinner in a gay part of town and didn't feel like switching neighborhoods just because we wanted to get our dance on. We also did some recon with a few gay friends to make sure the club we went to wouldn't be against a small group of gals stopping by.

Thanks for the warning; I find those kissing family sketches so unfunny, personally. That joke-horse has been beat to tiny invisible-to-the-eye microscopic particles.

well they're not driving so god knows they don't need their eyesight.

that's the second time someone's recommended that book to me in a week!

Mm basically I wish sex ed was repeated every five years or so because when I learned sex ed, I wasn't having sex. Then when I started having sex I wished I was more schooled on female anatomy and how not to be terrified of getting pregnant. Now I wouldn't mind a brush-up on how a babby gets made. I'm being partially…

Food for thought, for sure. We just started flying without a net a few weeks ago and I'm partially convinced that I'm already pregnant because a.) I'm sleepy but more importantly b.) that was the PLAN. I think I should prepare myself for things not going according to plan in a lot of ways.

It's hard to judge without a wide shot of the other magazine racks. No puns intended.

I thought that was the best part of an otherwise rather disappointing episode. The last 2 episodes have been so fun but that ep was mostly recurring stuff that I'm bored of.

I'm curious to see if Chelsea will have as much personality as Megan McCain who I kinda dig (along with Huntsman's daughters.)

J/W, have there been any celebs who Occupied and who also made any sort of simultaneous significant donation to, say, I dunno, Planned Parenthood or any other organization that helps low-income people? I realize there's a double-edged sword of "Oh, so-and-so only donated money for attention." But still I'm wondering…

I know, but the flow of communication to kids doesn't stop at what you tell them, you know? Like, who was it who first told you about swear words and what they mean, your parents or your friends? #devilsadvocate