Get out of my head Maureen—I haven't gone off the pill yet but JUST emailed my doc asking when she advise I do so.

Boom. All your problems solved, Kris, and I bet they can get you a discount.

Going to send this to my husband, who still speaks fondly of his former pet rat Fievel. Whom he found in the garage.

I think I got on a list after buying a teddy there once for a bachelorette party.

what are you, some type of Mormon Amish virgin?

The only time I shop at Victoria's Secret is when I have a coupon for a free pair of panties.

That snake is pathetic as hell: you're right, Tracie. Thanks for the giggle.

I wish I had Beyonce's backup singers/dancers behind me at all times. They were awesome.

Salt was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. I can't imagine how Salt 2 will fare.

Trying not to hate on the fact that at 0 months pregnant I'll probably still look dumpy and dowdy as shit compared to her when she's 9 months pregnant

When I was in college though I had no idea who had received scholarships and who hadn't.

I'd pick him up on the stipulation that he pay in ass, gas, or grass: but wouldn't you know it, I'm all set on grass and gas.

man, young Tom Selleck could still get it.

"....because every day is men's equality day."

I read that book several times, I confess :)

PS I've found that you can feel the burn while using a resistance band without getting too funked up and sweaty. And you can even do it while you watch TV.

I remember reading something from Oprah herself about how she was reluctant to swim for exercise (this was a while ago) because of her hair. Yeah, how dare the surgeon general waste all this time and all this taxpayer money (not) talking about a reason why many people aren't as healthy as they should be. Burn the…

A million fucking diamonds!

Dummy. She should have had him sign her cleavage upside-down so she could at least see it when she looks down. Lamestream media at its worst!!

If not a troll then a stan which is almost worse.