Whatever, it looks cute, I can't hate. (See me reaching across the aisle?)

That's so nuts. When I was a waitress we had extensive training on not overserving because if something happens where somebody does something awful and could potentially sue the restaurant, you wouldn't want them to be liable.

yeah. seriously, my mind is blown. I can't imagine ANYONE getting 8 drinks on a plane, 18 or otherwise. Major flight attendant fuckup.

Sorry, who the fuck gets served 8 drinks on a plane? What airline was this?

I don't know why it took me so long to realize that women are marketed the same old shit over and over again made up to look slightly different so that we'll buy it—and we do! But seriously, how many times can you remake a tampon, or a maxi pad, or mascara or lipstick or deodorant? There should only be one of each…

I don't think there's anything to buy in Sedona BUT crystals.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this annoying even though it's totally innocuous. I think it started getting popular with Danny Gokey on American Idol.

All those who submitted a picture , holla

I think Courtney would have been so much more of a badass had she stuck with her original face but I think she's more insecure than she is badass.

I thought that was kinda funny/cute myself. Germs are good for ya, build up the immune system.

Ugh. If you can't say you're feminist then you still have a ways to go when it comes to not giving a shit about what the wrong people think about you.

Damn that man is aging well. Also, he is on my short list of men whose happy marriage inexplicably turns me on.

yes, this. I've always said, we're never going to start seeing ourselves in magazines.

For all the "She's plus-sized?! I'm a fat cow." comments, yes, she's plus-sized for modeling. Remember how modeling is fucked? According to modeling, 5"8 is short and "pretty" can equal "boring" and being a woman of color or having big tits is a problem. You're fine. It's modeling that's stupid.

Nice to see that they're not naked or cartoonishly eating.

Oh I forgot about the breastfeeding. Anyway, I'm just glad it's not my job to be thin and gorgeous. I like food too much.

Not to be a jerk but 1200 calories isn't STARVING. It's less calories than I would choose to eat per day, yes, but I'm also not professionally gorgeous nor actively trying to lose weight. If you eat a ton of produce you could get a decent amount of food out of those 1200 calories. Just not a lot of fun stuff. And I…

I guess the source of my weirdness is that I wish I were as beautiful as she is.

Haha. My parents got my brother and me ironic tees when we were little (I'm 30 now so it was pre-ironic-tee day.) I was a smiley kid and my brother was very serious so mine read "Mean Lady" and Jack's read "Fun Guy."

I really don't have strong beliefs about babies out in public places. Just like adults, I have no problem with them if they behave well enough.