I wish they stuck with the code name Beast Souls

The bionics would reject their hosts if not properly synced. So the Gov't thought it was best to secretly kill off the bionic candidates loved ones and use their relationship as the catalyst for a successful attachment.

Yay for Bloodborne!

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1) no, that's not a knife

Lol! I was just JOKING when I said this!

That's kinda true of everything in Souls. It's all a little overhyped by now.

What's next? Hopefully this:

Fried firearms.

i thought that was obvious...

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There's a well known duplication exploit in demon's souls, with which you can easily relevel your character (using duped boss souls), and its extremely unlikely that the guy punking you wasn't taking advantage of it to get into your level range and (+/- 10% of yours more or less) equip himself with the nasty gear to…

Like clockwork, whenever I'd return to human form, Potato Marshal wasn't far behind. While he refused to pipe up in the Twitch chat room, he'd send me messages after our encounters. All of this, he told me, was because I decided to play the game as a royal. Remember when I wrote about how I was apparently playing…

I don't know about you but Potato Marshal is pretty fuckin Nito.

I hate stupid avatar names. Hate them.

They probably didn't have the money or NEARLY as much money to give back. It's hard to give when you don't have much. Also - this is all based on assumption. Where's your research and data?

Firstly, it's a lot easier to donate money when, y'know, you're rich and actually HAVE lots of money.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's easier ways to stay relevant than giving away a quarter of a million dollars.

i did choke a bit there

Well played.