No. If he were to just say, "Hey, the way this happens in this game - that doesn't work in real life," then he would be doing what you say. But he also criticizes game designers for not making it realistic enough for his taste, and outright stating that games should just use a realistic move. It's stupid for that to…

Yup, in a game with Demons and magic, the unrealism of the dodge-roll is the thing that really doesn't make sense. It's "Dark Souls", not "Sword Simulator Deluxe".

There are events?!? And a timeline?!?

As somebody who has never touched the franchise, I'm staggered that The Sims even has recurring characters, or characters at all for that matter.

I am so upset.

"They have a Cave Toll..."

Here ya go:

No one simply walks into Mordor.

It's adorable that you're so proud of Yugioh players for being able to remember stats and rules interactions in their heads, as if there weren't scores of other tabletop games before and after Yugioh that require a comparable amount of memory work, if not more.

Think football field. Its always the same but the movement of the players and their decisions make it interesting.

Rubbish, people have shown time and time again you can even get to Legend without spending a penny.
Can you do it if you're a bad player? No, but then you're not hitting Legend either.

Argh! Now I have to go out and get more post it notes to add to my PT theory wall

I kinda want a t-shirt of this.

Swatting should be treated as a serious crime.

You just named two of my favoritecharacters and one of the characters I'm most interested in for the new game. I love the oddballs.

Yes, although Ridley is arguably the most fervently whispered about. Donkey Kong big bad King K Rool is another banana-cream-pie-in-the-sky hopeful, though. People have been requesting his inclusion for years, and the Internet is littered with art of what his costumes would look like and even potential move sets. Fans…

The main button SHOULD be the right button. The only reason it isn't in the west is because of a mistake when the PS1 was released here. Technically the right button is much more ergonomic than the bottom one. Thankfully Nintendo keeps to common sense.

What's so special about the New 3DS that makes this aimed for it? The screens are the same size, the controls are the same...the new systems have a C-stick but I don't see how that would be make or break...but then, I'm not a hardcore smash player

I think people misunderstand the meaning of the word "smash" in this context.