I SLEPT WITH ONE OF THOSE. It went on for like a year. I couldn't stop. It was so good.

I had a friends with benefits relationship with a Republican and one time after sex, he first thing he said was, "So. How long have you been a Democrat?"

I'm seriously thinking about spending some time working for a foreign aid organization when my son graduates from high school. Will that be enough? I'm so ashamed.

You slept with a...Republican? A Republican?? What the Fuck!!?? This is why we can't have nice things! You seriously should be forced to go work with orphans in India for five years as atonement!

Haha - as a man, I'm comfortable saying, never underestimate male sexual cluelessness.

... AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GO DOWN FIRST.

LADIES FIRST.

There's a guy known intimately amongst my close friends as "trashcan."

Well I may be in the minority but as a heterosexual male if my partner doesn't get off, I don't get off. I just find it psychologically distressing to disappoint her.

Related: my worst ever was this super manipulative guy I dated for a few months who very seriously informed me he was a shaman, and used to poke at me with crystals in the name of "healing" (ie, the New Age version of emotional abuse). He was really into tantric breathing too, which is fine, I guess, but sometimes you…

I too, have been fooled by someone's dancing skills. Some of the worst sex I've ever had was with a break dancing performer and teacher.

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

Hey. Do you think someone with this kind of amazing taste in men would still be single?

The cockier the guy the worse they are in bed no question.

I don't normally advocate this but...

The feet smell would explain a LOT if he in fact was a troll!

Post soul-crushing breakup, I briefly went out with a bald wannabe white rapper with a "home recording studio" in his closet and zebra print bedding. What's worse is that he was, well, a bit overweight and if he was on top when we had sex, not only would I feel like I was being crushed under his weight, but he would…

the guy who worked at an electronics store. His name was Eric Johnson but went by Lance at work. He said there was another Eric there and they couldn't have two, so he chose Lance. Lance Johnson. My friends and I referred to him as Penis Penis.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

the "woo woo" did it for me. i wish i could star this again

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…