Lawsoot is pending., no doubt.

More like the flue caught her!

It sounds like she caught the flue.

But - holy balls - that's at least three dudes that love their fucking fish! And most of us still can't find a decent guy...

I feel like they go to greater lengths when it's a woman they're not really into and want to hook up with. When it's a woman they're seriously interested in, they don't put in half the effort (as far as wining and dining, finding out about her interests, being "chivalrous," etc.) It sucks that the women they're…

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Dearest Russell,

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

If I were a woman I'd love it. Men are generally larger so more comfort for the women.

The only time I was ever truly successful at weight loss, and keeping it off for any length of time, was on WW.

I have a shellfish allergy. I know they hate it and I know how much of a bother I am to restaurant workers, but I am diligent about informing my server of my allergy. I don't feel like I should always have to eat at home simply because chefs like to smother everything imaginable in crabmeat or sautéed shrimp.

The picture introducing my "year in review" was of my old cat I put to sleep this year. That was hard enough, but it also included posts about my dad's cancer diagnosis and my other cat's heart failure. Thanks Facebook!

" I think it would be better if you could choose the photos you want in your video or slideshow at the outset, rather than having them pre-selected."

For real. Facebook was all, "here's your year in review. Remember that time your cat died?"

Many small-to-medium companies who've outsourced production to China have found that to be an issue. Large companies like Apple can afford to have their own observers over there, but companies that can't may have their tooling disappear or be copied, or have an unauthorized third shift steal sales from then.

When our friend was a Cistercian monk he brought us a monk-made fruitcake. Those holy men were not shy with the rum and it was GLORIOUS.

"I don't know you, but you seem like the type who likes coffee that tastes like ashtray water."

Here's the conversation I had with my husband last night: "wow, my family REALLY improved their knowledge of me as displayed by their gift selections. I really feel pretty understood and loved right now. Maybe they've actually started listening to me?" My husband: "you didn't notice these are all from your Amazon wish…