Similarly, men (who are many times more likely to be victims of stranger violence) will stop being assaulted when they stop leaving the house. It's just a fact. If you just give up living a normal life, you can stop making people attack you. Logic.

Remember ladies: The only true way to not be raped, is to not exist in the first place.

I'd love to read some Jez reviews if anyone buys and uses this.

I've been keeping quiet on Ferguson because I am a police officer and anything I say will probably be contentious. I just wanted to say that I got into this job because I genuinely care about people and I want to help my community. I worked with Afghan policewomen during my graduate research, and the strength and…

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've…

Hey, same goes for "what's getting penetrated feel like?" Asked that once... never got a straight answer!

Raise your hand if you didn't need a study to tell you this.

Unfortunately, that's often true around here. But if No1251 wants to give ample anecdotal evidence of all the times he's seen male offspring judged more harshly than their sisters for similar actions, I won't dismiss him.

Ugh, this hits close to home. My mother was essentially the sole caregiver to her mother during her last year of life, and it drove my mom into poor health and depression (she was working full time during all of this, no less) for years afterwards. Her three brothers never lifted a finger. Then had the audacity to…

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

Although I'm sure it's happened, I've never seen a dog take a crap in a swimming pool.

I have no children, when people talk about their kids I will respond with talk about my pets for one of two reasons 1) I am trying to relate and since I don't have kids dog talk is all I got 2)revenge, bore me with endless stories about your kids and I will bore you with endless stories about my pets.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

Common knowledge that you have to declare more than 10,000?

Ditto. My period is very irregular and also randomly very, very heavy, so for the past 8 years or so I've taken to carrying both pads and tampons in a variety of absorbencies in my bag at all times. Every handbag I own has at least one overnight pad, one super tampon, one regular tampon, one light tampon, and one…

I used to be in marketing and it's one of the most worthless and despicable fields there is.

Right? I thought the whole point of having a wedding was to throw a big party at which to hang out and get drunk with your friends while wearing a pretty dress.

There's two approaches to this as a parent: either clean up or, if you really don't want to clean up, apologize and leave an even better tip. I didn't mind cleaning up after kids if their parents tipped better to make up for that.