Yay, my grandma, too.

Ageist troll weighs in.

Just like anyone else. The last time I hit someone with my $400 glass purse, I... oh, wait. My purse was $25 at Target.

I heard somewhere that someone had died of a fire while sleeping because of a tiny spark deep inside the pillow that ignited. Have you ever tried to sleep with a potentially treacherous pillow under your head? I was forever listening for the crackle of flames.

Now I’m blushing.

In fact, steal them from the Chinese buffet where you ate the night before. They’ll probably keep overnight in your purse, and if you need an emergency snack during the day, you’re covered.

Hear hear. Although, I ask for the meat on the side and bring it home to the dog.

Because I can be happy when he leaves all over again? It’s still not worth the aggravation of having him in my house, tbh.

I just pop a frozen one in the oven.

I felt like crap for a month after a flu shot, too. I had the flu once as a young child and it must have immunized me, because I never got it again.

But why must there be fish sauce in barbecue glaze?? I have some allergies, also some things I can’t tolerate, so I feel your pain. I think it’s brilliant for restaurants to print out a list of what you can order. I hope this is the wave of the future. Also, curing life-threatening allergies. None of mine cause more…

They do that for fun.

That’s a sad statement about your life. I hear a lot of people say things like this, too, and I wonder. I hope it’s a joke.

“Abuse, rape, molestation, domestic violence & racism is ok...until everyone else finds out.”

This is because so many stayed home. The percentage of white women who voted red was only like 27% of eligible voters. That’s not a majority of white women. We need to get out the vote. Almost half of white women who could have voted stayed home, and I would bet those were majority blue votes.

Yes, what she meant was that women are always considered inferior to men in their society, whichever society it is. Neither she nor Bette meant that they personally suffered as much as blacks.

Ok, i laughed.

Maybe they will have to pledge that they are paying doll cleaners a living wage. Like airbnb owners do with housecleaners.

How touching that you have such faith in your fellow man. My guess is there will be lines around the block at this place, or whatever the reserve-by-phone equivalent is.

And what cranky oldish fucks really should be saying is, “These young people today.”