Do you add the instant pudding? My (Italian) aunt (“ant”) spent some years in the south and came back with interesting ideas like this one. She added a package of instant vanilla pudding to the pound cake, and sometimes apples and cinnamon as well.

Leftovers are for midnight snacks.

Celsius is utterly bullshit. Also, why, if I can remember a few equivalents in Celsius in order to have civilized conversation about the weather, can my European and Canadian Celsius-using friends not be bothered to know a few equivalents in Fahrenheit?

Can’t you just say you have the flu? I’ve used that one.

Definitely don’t do it the way I did it. I took a normal helping of a pasta dish that looked great and turned out to taste like crap. My tastebuds were so in shock that I spat the first mouthful back onto the plate. I couldn’t help it. It was that bad. I didn’t try a second mouthful, but everyone had already seen me.…

Eh, this is human nature, certainly not just privileged white women. Nobody wants to see their heroes taken down.

They realize it. They don’t think it’s a problem.

Here, I googled “raped in bakery” for you:

It does happen everywhere. You’re in denial.

Of course. Any outspoken woman is “acting like a dude” in the opinion of these men.

John Wick was boring. Also, the word is “given” not “gifted.” Constantine was the movie that showed us action Keanu, imo.

These are two different sauces, imo. Either butter and onion or olive oil and garlic. Butter and onion can be more comfort food-y with something like baked ziti. Olive oil and garlic are more zesty, definitely better for pizza, but otherwise, it’s a matter of what I’m in the mood for.

Imo, the only reason Spacey is good at all is that his inherent sleaze informs his sleazy characters. I always thought he was creepy.

Cranston’s an old white guy. What did we expect him to say? If CK hadn’t been denying the allegations for years, maybe things would be easier for him.

The thought of a delicious espresso gets me up. Sometimes it helps me get to sleep to hurry up the morning routine.

Can’t we just get them all little Seresto collars?

It sounds like Rachel has three children. I hope they were able to work it out.

“Brain imaging studies show that cursive activates areas of the brain that do not participate in keyboarding.”

If they’re out there tonight, they’re freezing their asses off.

Illness is a leading cause of bankruptcy in the U.S.