I guess that in the game of politics poker, a pair of white guys beats 3 black ladies every time. I wish I were joking.

Trying as hard as I can not to. Still can’t believe his current wife hooked up with him while he was still married to his previous wife.

Give it a rest Newt, you fat sack of shit. Your wife already got the job (ambassador to the Vatican), so sucking up to Trump now is just demeaning.

So in other words he did with an executive order what Republican state officials have quietly been doing for the last 5 years: sabotage Obamacare by making it unaffordable.

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, as long as he doesn’t take us all with him.

Hey Republicans, quit tweeting and fucking DO SOMETHING!!!!

Brutal truth, told by the real Slim Shady. I want to hear the uncensored version though. Too many of his points were muted out.

Looks like a car from a 70’s post-apocalyptic thriller.

As long as she stays smart, sarcastic, hilarious and awesome, I think she will do just fine.

I love his pieces on The Atlantic. Thoughtful, thought-provoking and fearless. Buying with 1-Click™ now.

Unfortunately that’s an old intelligence trick: hitting the opponent where they’re vulnerable. In America, race, guns an income inequality are our weak points. They managed to hit 2 of the 3.

And wrong again. That libertarian nonsense is not supported by facts. The FAA and FCC do not “create” cost burdens. The FCC limits what cable companies can charge to their customers, that is all. That kind of oversight is needed since most cable operators enjoy a de facto monopoly, with satellite TV as their only…

Now we know what a politician’s soul sells for.

That’s one of the main reasons I don’t play fantasy football. I support teams and don’t give much thought to individual stats, because tracking stats instead of teams tends to dehumanize the people they belong to. It’s supposed to be a team sport, so the only things that matter to me are good plays, and the score.

I have been trying so hard to do a Mean Girls 2. It is not in my hands...I know Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount are very busy.

While I would legit show up anytime to set fire to Patriots-related gear, I wouldn’t do it while hanging out with a crowd of racists.

Building more housing is one solution. Passing laws to stop THIS bullshit is another.

It’s pretty obvious now that you’re some kind of Russian troll, or bot. I will therefore not be wasting any more of my time with your nonsense. Make your money off somebody else.

My fucking credit card statement begs to differ. Idiot.

I don’t know who you are, but I know what Citizens United is. I personally contributed to them, in 2004, because I was a registered Republican at the time who supported the removal of Saddam Hussein’s regime. Hillary wasn’t even on my radar back then, living as I did in California. Only later did I come to understand…