Yes, thank you for describing well-known characters to us in partial Ninja Turtles terms, for those of us who can’t understand anything unless it’s half in a half shell.

“I’m a member of the privileged majority of this profession (not female) benefiting from sexism and sighed for at least the ten minutes it took me to read this piece. I would be completely deflated for sighing so long should I have not been full of hot air in the first place. I am taking one person’s chronicled…

“Certainly, structural sexism exists in ______, but you’re overstating it”

Here in Canada, it’s spelt correctly. :)

I am sick to death of hearing Nolan North as multiple characters in every game. It’s not his fault, and I think he’s great as Drake, but given that he really only has 1.5 voices (his normal and his normally but ‘gruff’) he’s immediately noticeable as soon as a character starts talking.

Balderdash, Burneko. Hitchbot may have been a tin can, but he was a whimsy-infused tin can! He didn’t do anything earth-shattering except bring joy to all those who encountered him, which is one of the worthiest functions someone or something can perform. The missing link who shattered his frail body, and you, can not…

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

Not really. Earlier this month a guy in Maine got drunk, tried to launch a firework off his head, and the explosion killed him. No one is blaming booze in his case, not even his poor mother who is busy trying to get Maine to reinstate their fireworks ban. Since no one blamed alcohol for causing the firework to blow…

The dose wasn't toxic. He didn't die from the amount of cannabis he died because he jumped off the roof.

Toxicity did not cause this death.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

His name was Conrad, you insensitive clod.

I love it when you read a wall of text about how innovative some game is, then you watch the video and its bog-standard dude-running-around-grassy-fields-whacking-other-dudes gameplay. Yeah, drop whatever you’re doing and run to play this totally rare ans strange new game (that looks surprisingly like a zillion other…

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

#longreads - Wes is having his recovery closely followed. Cool surgery scar pic in part 2.

Another year in the cellar for the Cleveland Women, though.

I could be misinterpreting the article, but it seems as if you’re suggesting that because LeBron is so good at basketball he should disregard his head coach? I’m fine with that, if, in fact, Blatt is inept (though I do not believe he is). I also agree about the general kowtowing to the traditional notion of the coach…

There’s a third option. Lebron can try to be more coachable. Doesn’t seem to be a problem for lots of other all-time greats.