Oh my God. That would be an amazing show. Just nothing but devs dropping the banhammer on cheaters. I would watch that daily.

If we are forced to use review scores, we now have the perfect formula for it!

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

You can barely seem them nipples...

Loved Jebediah so much it hurts

ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS!

I loved Taran Killam as Jebidiah Atkinson. (This gif is about Charlie Brown and Peanuts.)

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

The Bible is more fucked up than a *lot* of people realize.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Obvious comment is obvious.

One of these days, a swatting story is going to end in death. And it makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Fuck the people who do this shit.

I knew these looked suspicious, but you had me going until the Duke Nukem one. Your photoshop game is on point today.

Im not sure if Double XP is trying to make me sad or laugh.

Yes, EVERY WEEK! Whichever intern you have tasked with “this week in the business” needs to git gud and learn 2 copypaste URLs.

Because whoever writes these things apparently thinks ‘Kotaku.com/”http://www.website.com”’ is a valid way to write a link. I’m wondering if, because the author (to my knowledge) doesn’t write any other articles than this one, that the whole ‘This Week In Business’ is a template they set up for him so he has to do…

Why do the links on these articles never work?

Because people have been playing it for years, and it’s a fun game.