I’m sure they said that about the iPhone in 1400

This abomination would cost $30 in a bar

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.

Can I take a moment to say that “Commando Lara Croft” was not at ALL what I was hoping it would be?

Because they are a business that likes to make money, and putting it on Steam means they have to pay Valve. (I’m with you, though, even if I understand the business reality.)

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Awww, still no word on Boaty McBoatface?

My sons and daughters will be torn apart from bickering after my death deciding who gets my launch day steam account =|

MMOs are where good ideas go to die.

No thanks. I prefer my avatars to be as immortal as possible. They’ll be the last vestiges of this biological organism once it’s bought the farm. Which I guess raises an interesting point- do you think we’ll pass on our avatars like relics to our offspring? Like a digital family heirloom? A gaming legacy for your…

Kickstarter is basically the worst place to try and get money for an MMO.

Manchildren/neckbeards/etc more often then not can not be reasoned with. And almost all of them love being called out, gaining the attention of someone higher up then them and use it only to gain the attention of other manchildren/neckbeards/etc and their affections.

I know that devs like to interact with fans, but trying to deal with the segment of fans who shitpost/deliver STEAMING hot takes is a waste of time and emotional energy. It can only lead to tears, late night questioning why you spent so much time and money only to service emotionally stunted man-children and typically…

IDK, what if your ideal win state is complete devastation? Rats and bodies everywhere, etc.

Knobs and switches are always >> a touch screen

Volvo’s “issue” is that a Level 3 autonomous system is inherently dangerous and shouldn’t be used at all, due to the allowance of distraction for the driver but reliance on the driver to take over in emergency conditions.

There’s no way to be sure that the other prisoners will beat and rape him, so you’re really leaving way too much to chance. Government agents should just beat and rape him themselves until he gives up the passwords. You know—cut out the middlemen!

Or he could be a pedophile AND an innocent man.

These might be the best speakers I’ve heard on a laptop this thin.