Well, there goes any reason to see Age of Ultron.

Show of hands who didn’t see this coming?

Which A Song of Ice and Fire book is this from? ;-)

He’s a vampire. Obviously.

Blood-Dzraku

I don't know about chilli peppers, but I've seen monkeys stealing and eating chilli sauce (unsweetened) when I was in the army. They snatched my colleague's food, threw away all the food, then started eating the chilli sauce...I have no idea what they were thinking.

Why don’t you guys try coating the cables with something that tastes bad, like chili peppers?

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

...getting a peak into black America!? please tell me you are like...100 years old...

Did you have "Free Candy" written on the side?

Did you see this guy?

Why would he lie and say his name isn’t Nickelodeon

Just wait...

growing up my cat's favourite toy was those little circles of plastic you have to take off of new bottles of milk. he could swat those things around for hours.

What else are ladyparts for but for men to put their penises inside? DUH

What does it have to do with couples?

How is Asus ROG G751JY-DH71 seriously the name of something?

Did they ever conclusively say bluetooth headsets don't give you cancer?