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Hell, I’d be satisfied if they just started writing for adults.

Subtitles on the top? Very unnatural. 

“enormousness”

So many times last night as Dolores was talking, I felt like she was reciting lyrics from a song; almost expecting the music to start. Good writing, good acting.

It seems to me you could spare yourself a lot of tension by remembering that this show was created for children. If you insist that it be otherwise, you’re gonna have a hard time.

Armor shmarmor. All Supe has to do is punch him in the mouth.

I don't follow comics, when did she get all knifey?

These are some weird rationalizations. I will continue to elbow-flush and crumple.

Use toilet paper.

I gave up on this show. It plays like a Saturday morning cartoon.

something something sarah palin.

Cheyenne.

I have a penis! And uh, I forgot the question.

He was watching PO-WERN!!!

If you're heating a glass/cup of water or other liquid in the microwave, it may explode as soon as you start to remove it from the oven.

Too often lately the show has devolved into a huge mess of mushy, needless soap opera melodrama. It demonstrates a lack of ideas, budget and creativity. Last night was one of the worst.

What is this show about? It's about one character or another being held against their will while other characters come to the rescue. This episode was a virtual musical chairs of captivity/rescues.

I can't believe you're going on about these characters when you have those two brit-accent twits carrying on (OK, one is Scotch or whateverthefuck). Aw, aren't they adorable? Tweedledee and Tweedlefuckwit. And you complain about Skye? Sheesh.

Orange. Pretty much orange.

Really kids? Time to go out and play.