Subtitles on the top? Very unnatural. 

“enormousness”

These are some weird rationalizations. I will continue to elbow-flush and crumple.

Use toilet paper.

Cheyenne.

I have a penis! And uh, I forgot the question.

He was watching PO-WERN!!!

If you're heating a glass/cup of water or other liquid in the microwave, it may explode as soon as you start to remove it from the oven.

The most anemic preview of anything ever.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

No one has mentioned this fine young woman, so I will.

He is snoutfair and has a pussyvan you wouldn't believe.