Oh, stop trying to make this some kind of weird racial thing. SI is just pointing out that he's a scrappy gym rat whose passion for the game, first-in-the-building-last-out-at-night dedication, and basketball smarts help him succeed even when surrounded by players with greater physical ability. His also being white is…

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So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

- Said no Gawker commenter ever.

in response, Russia has sentenced their graphic designer to 10 years hard labor.

Pictured: Michael Vick stomping on millions of fresh, young whites.

Can we refer to this freezing weather as a "cold" storm and call it Brrrrrcules?

He knows when you've been sleeping,

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

To be fair, I'd rather swiffer 10 houses over doing the laundry. I LOATHE the laundry.

Can we replace "Lean In" with "Do Whatever The Fuck You Want?"

Yo, if you're gonna move out to where your precious kids won't have to go to "hellhole" schools with minorities and poor people, then just do it, shut the fuck up and keep it moving. Don't give us that bullshit about whatever non-profit that you work for, blah, blah, blah, like it puts you above any other elitists.

"Ladies spend hundreds of dollars on pink shit to save the titties, but please don't bring purses into the Staduim."-The NFL