I would LOVE a two-door Tahoe with the current Silverado's body...or maybe even that Cheyenne concept in my wildest dreams! Could anyone do some photosho-fu?

1970's excess. The cars were crap, but I guess since they were the status symbols of my youth I now dig the Caddies and Lincolns of that era. I want to drive across the country in a big Town Car or Fleetwood Brougham, chomp on a huge cigar, let the miles ooze by on that huge V8 torque. Something like this:

I've found it falls into that category, even a lot of people relatively well-versed in the world of cars don't understand why the Clownshoe is such a great car. The performance it has doesn't matter, they just dislike the styling and write the whole car off. Because it always comes off as such a polarizing,…

BMW M-Coupes. One of those cars that nobody around me understands why I love them so much. "They're so ugly!" Bite me! I'll take one with the S54 engine if I ever get the $35-45,000 it takes to buy one these days. I occasionally rewatch the Mischief 3000 documentary just for the M-Coupe that takes part. I'm not…

I like the Chevy Sonic, in part thanks to http://jayhawkjake.kinja.com/ (photo credit) sharing his love for his Sonic on Oppo.

If i have to say why, than you simply wouldn't understand.

According to Jalopnik, this is my soul-less, skill-less, bloatiest, Godzillaiest guilty pleasure

My automotive guilty pleasure?

Old kei cars. Preferably low weight and low hp, gives you the sensation of going fast at non-illegal speeds. The usual better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.

I have an aspergers level obsession with Mercedes SL's. I know they're driven by Tommy Too Tanz and every 'toxed up housewife on Long Island, but I don't care. I feel like I would be reclaiming it for it's intended purpose, saving it from a life of going from shopping center to shopping center.

Any old COE kinda van. Call me a rapist all you want, but they are sooooo badass!

Nothing beats Vagisil

sometimes if the Umps are watching me real close I just put a little bit of jalapeno up my nose

Dammit I just opened another tab to save a Harris picture and you beat me to it!

Am I the only one who at first glance, read the headline as "the Clitoral Combat Ship"?

Do not be a tool. Take some time and fully box the frame. Install full DOM roll cage. Tie it into the frame front and rear. Solved.

I love how he is doing this right in front of his house

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