I'll support this measure; but only if you start ticketing people like this for jaywalking. Pedestrians deserve to have protected areas to cross, but if you do this crap, you're taking your life in your own hands.

Don't make him run! He's full of chocolate!

Only decades after this episode did I realize that "steamed ham(burger)s" were an honest-to-god real thing:

I demand to know who voted NP for this monstrosity, if only because I want some of whatever it is they're on.

"Los Angeles Lakers - James Worth and Vlade Divac"

"Unveiling the 'D'... huh, huh... huh, huh"

8 years ticket-free in a WRX here. It's no question that these cars are targeted. That's all the more incentive to not break the law.

8 years ticket-free in a WRX here. It's no question that these cars are targeted. That's all the more incentive to not break the law.

"YOU ARE NOT A WARRIOR. YOU'RE A BEGINNER."

What's with all of this body panel intrusion into the headlight area? This is even worse than the new Suburban. It certainly doesn't look good. Does it serve a purpose?

"I now have the engine as my legs! The power of the engine is mine!"

OK. Honestly, folks...

I love the new Mustang, but...

Bob Ley with a beard makes about as much sense as Keith Olbermann without a moustache.

"It's a pity the wooden frame of your mother's bed isn't as strong as the wooden frame of my Morgan, Trebek!"

Thanks. The new commenting system kind of put me off of Kinja for a while. I probably needed a break anyway.

Oklahoma (Tulsa):

I'm not usually the type to point out typos, but...

This. She doesn't want to follow the phone rules (however stupid they may be)? Kick her out. This was completely unwarranted.