Thanks for doing the typical thing and turning this into a binary issue. There's a big difference between innocent and not guilty of the the charges as presented by the prosecution.

On a 1986 Bronco II, driving to school every day. Once I learned that I could slip the clutch a little, it was no problem.

"Damnit. What are the chances that I show up to the wrong fucking game AGAIN?"

What was with that snap? Did the center bounce it off his taint or something?

You've perfectly encapsulated the feelings of every every kid of our generation, who just like you and me, idolized that guy. I'm glad he was just as nice in person as he seemed.

That's what I was thinking - if he wears makeup every day, it's no different than if a woman went to get her license. I think the "disguise" is the grandma clothes.

Never saw that before. That is awesome, and I read the whole damn thing in Tony Gwynn's voice. You know; half Eddie Murphy's "white guy voice" and half southern drawl. Where did that southern thing come from, anyway? Wasn't he from L.A.?

I don't know, man. It sounds steep at first glance, but $125 is pretty damn cheap insurance.

"To Tony Gwynn!"

"You only live once and I live every day like its my last. Now I'm getting slated for being different."

The fate that awaits mail-order brides on backstock.

Car wars are always reactionary. I have no dog in this fight; I can't really say I'm a fan of any of the big three. Nobody cares who was "first", just who is best right now. This year, Mustang will win big. Yes, the Camaro Z/28 and the Hellcat are no doubt beasts, but nobody is cross-shopping a Mustang GT/EcoBoost and…

Meh. Welcome to the club. I'm pretty sure that everyone knew this would cause the Mustang to gain weight. It's not as if there have been zero weight gains on the chassis up to this point.

That was a great chest pass disguised as a shot.

Yoenis has trouble on the cesped, but kills it on tierra.

I remember yelling "Endut! Hoch Hech!" after the end credits of one of the films we had to watch in my Russian Cinema class.

It's hard to not be nostalgic for a time when games weren't expected to be derivative.

"And Smith take one deep!"

"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."