How about "he's the mate with the cyanoacrylate"?

Having been involved with NDT and DPA stuff, I agree.

Never have to worry about that crap when President Business is on the case.

Welcome to the "prank" in the internet age!

Something about it says "alero coupe", but I can't say for sure. The proportions are really strange. One thing, though... is that body side molding black, or is it a shadow?

Okay, first question from Twitter:

Oh, now I get it. It's the universal greeting. Works every time.

Sleepers, or a calculated way for Russia to legitimize higher prices on petroleum products for satellite states in an effort to extort complacency?

Sucks about the layoffs, but...

Fake 'stache?

Ah, the sweet Telstar. No matter how good the new balls get, this will always be a soccer ball to me.

Wow. That's just sad. Not that either of those two vehicles interest me in the least, but at least tell me they were in really rough shape... OK?

I have a hard time believing that anyone traded in a Syclone or Typhoon for a Prius. Most likely victims were clapped-out Panthers and Explorers.

Many countries "advertise" RON as the octane rating on the pump (most of Europe, Australia... maybe others). Others (North America) use AKI ((RON+MON)/2).

"You're safe this time, Forrest Whittaker. I got a new neck to hate now."

"It's not fair! This guy gets plowed on camera and nobody is calling him a 'porn star'! It was just a sex tape!"

"Ha ha. It's funny because people from the coasts harbor just as many stereotypes about Texas as people from "flyover states" do about the coasts!"

" ... a large chunk of obsidian from the Eastern Sierras."