He would have shaved his head, but he just didn't bring his "A" game.

This gives me a sad for our cat that died 2 years ago.

"I troll eBay for CTS-V wagons, lotus elises, and clean miatas/s2ks."

That sounds like a beast. Two problems, though:

Thank you for that!

'99-'03 S2K.

Dammit Tom.

"Yeah, totally. What a terrible name for a pitch... oh, crap."

You have a good point. If I tie a Double Windsor, the end of the tie is pretty much at nipple-level.

"That's thirty-six thousand, eight hundred and sixty four dollars and seventeen cents worth of SUV. You better drive that."

I just take all of mine off.

The thing I never got about that was that Bogey's pants were in his armpits, yet his ties were still too short.

"The football"?

"...it's getting hard to like him at all."

Did they mean "annular"?

And reconcile that with the fact that the social policies of either of the two parties as they exist today would be unrecognizable to people in the '60s (18 or 19)

I don't doubt the efficacy of this stuff at all, since I had a similar (though inadvertent) thing happen to me.

Oh, man.