Angel Dust is the best FNM album, hands down.

Eh, cut her a little slack. She did the best she could with what she had.

I'm so ashamed that I know this exists...

Phallus, or butt plug?

That is the plate I would get if I lived about 200 miles to the south.

Well, thank goodness the passenger can see out of the windshield.

It does sound like a lame excuse, but if these people trained at the complex in SLC, they have a legitimate gripe. There is a beyond-OCD obsession there with "fast ice". It is very fast there.

Leave the UP, though.

I swear I thought the headline said:

I don't think I've seen anyone place kick straight-on since I've been alive (and I'm old enough to have seen that show).

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before — flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.…

Clearly, it's much better than an F-150 because '70s pornstar name.

Pancakes are literally the only thing I use my electric griddle for.

Now that you mention it, there is something kind of acromegaly-ish about his head.

"You're the only one who understands, little Bimka. All of the KGB's secrets are safe with you."

All right Pootie, no need to look tough. That PP comes with a foregrip for a reason.

The announcers are right, after all. The ski jumpers train on snow. That landing zone looked like freshly tilled farmland painted white.

Take it from personal experience... the rear-facing seats fit fine.