You can order Mike's Hard Lemonade by the shot?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I too prefer the RS6, but unlike the Panamera (which looked hideous in photos and real life), the RS7 really does look good in person.

So all that time, Expos management thought the team was playing tee-ball?

VISIT BEAUTIFUL TULSA!

Yeah, let's keep it friendly in here... lest some editor on Jezebel get wind of these comments and brand every auto enthusiast a phallo-centrist tool of the patriarchy.

Are these people you know from 1981?

"Basically the platform served the purpose for Cars you did not want."

Jalopnik is supposed to be a happy place.

But trackballs are like the future, man...

Awww... poor baby. Having to respect human rights and such.

Oh, and this thing from the trunk lid of the G35 sedans of the same vintage makes me feel just as bad inside:

I suggest feather touch.

I'll admit it now. I don't hate the Lexus grille. It is a bit much on some models, but it's no Acura beak.

Looks a lot better than their attempt from about 10 years ago:

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what that guy was going on about. He complained that the American companies were clinging to nostalgia or some such nonsense, and then showed pictures of classic American cars that were basically used as props at the show. As I said last night, some people continue to hang on to…

That, or point to a random spot in the pacific with a box labeled "brown"