I can literally tell who like... maybe 3 or 4 of these people are supposed to be.

Oh, and unpainted. Gots to be unpainted, front bumper flapping in the wind.

You shut your mouth right now... before some crap body kit company creates this monstrosity for every $4000 RX8 driven by a 16-year old.

Yeah... that video thumbnail is not the most flattering angle.

"NUTRILOAF ISN'T PEOPLE! IT ISN'T PEOPLE!"

So I assume they're changing their names to the Philadelphia Kidrocks?

If you make that exact study pedestrian-impact compliant, then yes... complete butt.

Make it brown, and it seems like it would be right up the alley of many Jalops.

Sooo...

Straight BAWLIN!

Ok, that sucks that you basically got laughed out of the room.

GOD HATES PROMOTIONS

I know I've seen that somewhere before, but for the life of me, I can't find it.

Actually, I completely agree with your assessment of Cadillac's current pricing structure.

"Not impressed."

Buying one of these bags instantly adds 100 years to your life.

But according to the free market, setting your prices high is the first indication of quality to the general public!

Just glancing at the headline, I was going to say something smart-assed and tangentially Namath-related like: "because everyone just wants to kiss him".

Catching on fire at the age of 3 was a pretty memorable one.