Read Michael Jackson and to a lesser degree Prince. They were both crazy and lived in a palace. Does being excellent at dancing and music raise your likelihood of also being nuts?
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Honest question for of the Older Jezzies: has this country always been so virulently anti-intellectual or are things truly getting worse?
They looks for pleas.........
I hate sanctimonious assholes like this guy.....
I feel for parents who want to know what caused their child’s autism but it’s not a disease that a child catches and can be cured of. It’s a part of what makes that child, that child. I imagine if they were honest with themselves they would have noticed particular quirks long before the MMR vaccine. Instead of…
Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.
God, that weirded me out so much. Especially the implication that he was down with this, too, and not telling her “It’s okay, you can take a shit, I don’t mind just turn on the fan while you’re doing it like a normal person”.
Right? I’m wearing headphones SO I DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
You: [Add in some humor to get her smiling and create a spark between you] Cool…nice to meet you Jessica. I don’t normally talk to girls with headphones, but your big green headphones were just calling out to me.
I fucking hate that original article so much. IF I HAVE HEADPHONES IN DO NOT TALK TO ME. It’s aggravating enough walking down the street in New York City and being a woman; headphones are basically my only recourse to drowning out weirdos and catcalls. Related: why, in 2016, do we still insist that men have to make…
Dammit! My old strategy was to to wear headphones to keep creepy dudes from talking to me, and that was taken away. Now I can’t even feign having to take a dump to get some privacy! What’s next?
some are icy bitches who will stomp on your foot and report you to your Home Depot floor manager
Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…
It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.
I’m beginning to suspect that women have different life experiences than I do
According to esteemed author and the realest of housewives, Melissa Gorga, men should never be aware that women defecate so if a guy is blocking your way to the restroom, it’s because he thinks you are going in there to fix your make up or your hair or do the other delicate things that make girls so girly.
Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.
I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.
But what happens if you can’t hear what the woman is saying over all the grunting and splashing noises?
Last week there was a guy in the stall next to me that was carrying on a full, professional phone conversation with a client with repeated plops in the background. I even waited to get up until he was finished so there wouldn’t be an audible flush.