Fucking SERIOUSLY.

My god, the pearl-clutching in these comments is worthy of a DARE class.

““If you are going to work at Boston University you have to teach college aged white males eventually no? You probably already have/are working with them. To us, this seems like you are unqualified to grade their work as you clearly demonstrate some kind of special bias against them.”

“It doesn’t matter that my 3 y.o. eats every vegetable and likes fruit for dessert, I’m doing it wrong compared to my friends with kids who only eat Kraft Mac and cheese and frozen chicken nuggets.”

smuggggggggggg

if you don’t want people to criticize the way you feed your kids? you first.

You don’t control what your kid eats at other people’s houses. Unless you only let him have vegan friends with vegan families, or drive the parents of his friends up the wall. Your choice.

Man, with all that criticizing of what other people feed their kids, you sure disproved the stereotype about vegans being smug.

Tinder is how I found out one of my acquaintances has an open marriage! (I’d totally bone her husband but it just seems weird.)

If that is what you got out of this, I doubt if anything anyone will say will ever get through to you. All I can say is, I hope you get run over with a truck.

There are a zillion websites dedicated to discussing healthy eating. You could go there if you want to read that stuff. That’s not what Jezebel is about. Jezebel is about shit-talking, gossip, and feminism.

Most disturbing Subway experience: tasting the horror of that tuna and over and over with every burp for hours after eating that fucking sub. DON’T DO IT. EVER.

“Biology is not destiny - except that being born with a penis definitely means that you’re evil.”

Thanks for sharing!

It’s traumatic for some people, but not most. The most common feeling reported after an abortion is “relief.” And over 90% of abortions take place in the first trimester, at which point there really isn’t any reason it would be traumatic, at all.

"Its tragic when cops cross the line, but not all of them are killers or terrorists."

At least you're open about your bias, I guess? You're still a terrible person, however.

Jeezum crow, this woman is boring. I have never been able to figure out how she has a career.

One I’ll never forget:

They’re smart enough to look out for their bottom line: this makes them money, so they do it.

I admit I kind of want to hate-read this.

My friends tell me I'm attractive, but they're just being nice :(