Yeaahhhhhhhh but I don't actually care about your problems, richie. Give me one reason why I should.

Main reason why I fucking LOATHED every second of this movie:

The bullshit about him being on every kind of antidepressant and then quitting them cold-turkey.

I believe Whitney sang an excellent song about learning to love yourself.

Now that I think about it: I wonder how many of these violent nursery rhymes are just straight-up expression of resentment of a baby that won't let you sleep? because babies DON'T LET YOU SLEEP. For the first few months of their lives, you just plain don't get a decent night of sleep, especially if you're nursing.

Teachers of young kids are seldom alone with them, given how much energy it can take to keep a mob of little ones under control, so his opportunities to offend would be limited.

Can we stop calling them pro-lifers? It inadvertently gives support to their pretense that their concern is preserving human life, which is clearly not the case (seeing as they cease to give a tin shit about human life as soon as it exits a woman's body). Can we please just start calling them forced-birthers? because…

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Oh god, please, lady, just go home and hang out with your kids and knit sweaters. You're clearly not happy on the world stage (and those ARE NOT the words or mannerisms of a sober person).

They get peed on, since obvs they also cosleep.

Ah, Elimination Communication. It's not THAT uncommon, but you do need to like, not have any other interests on earth other than staring at your child, forever. (Which is to say, you have to be pretty nuttybars to do that, and again - kids need interaction with more people than just their parents, and they do need to…

However, I do urge you to keep posting, because this shit is comedy gold.

"Each and every one is proving my conviction that men and women simply aren't meant to spend much time together."

Correction: nobody, male or female, is meant to spend any time WITH YOU.

The crazy thing is that people who do this kind of shit think that they're doing a BETTER job at parenting.

Half-assed AP'ing seems to be the way to go. All of the basic stuff is solid, it's just never a good idea to overdo ANYTHING.

The main thing that gets me about strict AP'ers like this is, humans in prehistoric times lived in large multi-family bands where childcare was shared. So... what part of having only two people involved in the kids' lives seems normal, natural, rational, or sane to them? It is HEALTHY for kids to have relationships…

TEN????!!!!!

I am guessing that kid is not, like, 100% ok. (And I don't think there's anything particularly weird about breastfeeding up through the toddler years, although it's also not necessary and seems to be done more for the parent's benefit than the child's benefit.)

Ok, prudie mcgee! Instead of learning that bondage exists from a tame-ass paragraph in a sex-ed book, they'll learn about it from bukkake rape bondage assfucking porn. A winner is you!

Yeah, and I have yet to encounter any parents who would meet both of these criteria:
1) Prudish enough to object to this book, and

Good, then trust the Internet to do it instead. Those are your choices, whether you like them or not.

Who said anything about "teaching them bondage"? What can they really say in one paragraph other than "some people maybe like to tie each other up"?