ZippyTheSlug
ZippyTheSlug
ZippyTheSlug

All politicians are for sale to the highest bidder.

Yes, my driver’s seat selfie is killing my love life. And every other picture of me. And my appearance. And also my personality.

I know we’re all congratulating the guy for trying to help but honestly he broke one of the first rules of being on a hot track. You NEVER get out of the vehicle, unbuckle, etc until the track has been red flagged and cleared. He could’ve easily been killed if one of those cars came barreling through a few seconds

I demand to be chauffeured by no less than Johnny himself.

First Gear: People want the auto industry to compete on fuel efficiency, so they ask the government to mandate it?

It’s like everyone just forgot how things work.

“I’ve had people breath on me and lay against me.” FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. BREATHE. With a fucking E. And people need to do it to survive, so get used to it.

SOCIALISM FTW!!!

Here’s where I stand on it: If he hadn’t broken into her car, she would not have tried to run him over. Unless you can convince me that she had been searching out someone to run over prior to that, then in my view, this guy’s fate was completely his own making.

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Alternative thought: Federally mandate that everyone drives a Lotus…

It’s what the Lamborghini Huracán needs. Deserves. Demands. 

Trump Brain? You’re apparently a “1969 Dodge Charger Guy” so you better change your name to 2004 Prius guy if you support Clinton.

Why are there so many Jalopnik articles refering to an 85 mph speed limit as “insane?” Weak.

I’ll be “that guy” who says he fked up that amazing car. Fire away.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

More people have been killed by vehicles than “gun violenece”. by a substantial amount. Go away

Unclear motives? Did you get the from Obama Press Corps?

Not sure if the parking brake this is a British sport car issue, I have the same thing in the Lotus Esprit and it drives me freakin bonkers. I feel like a San Francisco cable car drive every time I want to get freakin moving. Forget about trying to use the parking brake to help when you’re stopped on a hill with a

BMW gives loaners? Someone should tell my local dealership.

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”